170+ funny questions to ask a girl for a memorable conversation

170+ funny questions to ask a girl for a memorable conversation

Laughter is one of the easiest ways to bring people together. A good sense of humour is a great icebreaker, especially when getting to know your crush. An excellent place to start is by asking funny questions and paying attention to the answers. These are some funny questions to ask a girl to get to know her better.

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Connecting with a new girl can be challenging, especially if you have a crush on her. You want to have an effortless conversation and keep her interested for as long as possible. Knowing the right questions to ask a girl can help ease rapport with her. If you are not sure what to ask in a conversation with a girl, here is a list of funny questions to ask a girl to get the ball rolling.

Funny questions to ask a girl for a memorable conversation

Communication is a crucial component in every relationship, as it helps resolve issues and helps people get to know each other on a deeper level. When you like someone, asking questions is one of the most exciting ways to get closer to them. Here is a collection of funny questions to ask a girl for a memorable conversation.

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Funny questions to ask a girl to make her laugh

Laughter is the best conversation starter, especially when talking to a girl you like. Below is a list of questions to make a girl laugh and keep the conversations going.

  • Would you fart in my presence?
  • What is the worst lie you've ever told and got away with?
  • What would interest you to a snob like me?
  • Have you ever ghosted someone?
  • What warning should come first, when you are too cold or too hot?
  • What is the one thing that totally makes sense now but was absurd five years ago?
  • What's the craziest thing you've ever eaten?
  • What are you most afraid of?
  • What's the funniest joke you know by heart?
  • Assuming you were a waitress and a customer talked to you rudely, would you be tempted to spit in their food?
  • Have you ever had an embarrassing moment in public that you can't forget?
  • What five things would you like to do if you knew the world would end tomorrow?
  • If you could be any fictional character, who would you choose and why?
  • If you were a child prodigy, what skill would you want to be skilled at?
  • Do you believe in aliens or UFOs?
  • What is the first thing you would do if you found yourself in zero gravity?
  • How would you do if you found yourself in a zombie apocalypse?
  • If you could have any superpower, what would it be and why? 
  • What is the one skill that would help you in life the most?
  • What's the most exciting dream you've ever had?
  • Would you like someone to bring you breakfast in bed tomorrow, or would you let you sleep in instead?
  • What's the weirdest thing you've ever Googled?
  • What would you do if your credit card maxed out at one store and could not pay the bill?
  • If you had to choose between living without your phone or your pet, which would you choose?
  • Which of the three would you choose: become a supermodel, a genius, or filthy rich?
  • What would it be if you could only eat one food forever?
  • Would you ever be on a reality TV show?

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Funny questions to ask your girlfriend

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Dating is one of the fun stages of a relationship, and you need to show your best self. Being flirtatious and asking intriguing questions will spice up your relationship. Here are funny and random questions to ask a girl today. 

  • What is your opinion on dad jokes?
  • If you were a soup, what kind would you be?
  • What would our occupations and salary range be if we were a couple on HGTV House Hunters?
  • If you won the lottery, what would you spend the money on?
  • Do you lick or bite soft ice cream?
  • If you were a magical creature, which would you be?
  • What do you think about vacationing on Mars?
  • If reincarnation was true, who do you think you were in the past life?
  • What's one practical thing you do to cope with stress?
  • Before you make a call, do you rehearse what you will say?
  • If you lived in a dystopian land and had to choose five people to live with, who would you choose and why?
  • Have you ever been in a relationship where your parents weren't accepting of you?
  • If you had a reality TV show, how would your intro be?
  • Do you sometimes wish Santa was a real person?
  • What method do you use to eat cupcakes?
  • At what age did you know the Tooth Fairy was a scam?
  • What are your thoughts about the Olympics having average people competing in each sport to provide a baseline? If so, which sport would you like to see the most?
  • What do you think if I became bald?
  • What song would you choose as your fight song if boxing was your profession?
  • Do you believe Carole Baskin murdered her husband?
  • If you had the power to choose your high school superlative, name the title you would give yourself.
  • What innocent mistake have you ever made that landed you in trouble?
  • What is that one thing you secretly hope for when you go out on a date?
  • Hey baby, has anyone ever walked in on you in the bathroom when you’re doing number two?
  • Tell me, what is the most embarrassing thing someone has caught you doing?

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Romantic questions to ask a girl

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When you are in a romantic relationship, you need to engage your partner with questions to get to know them better. Check out these romantic questions you can ask your girl to spice up your relationship.

  • What's your love language?
  • Where did you learn to be so pretty?
  • What are five things you always have with you?
  • Do you believe in soulmates?
  • Do you prefer indoor or outdoor activities?
  • What lousy habit annoys you most?
  • What happened to cause your last serious relationship to end?
  • How would you describe your favourite flower without telling me what it is?
  • Have you ever been in love?
  • What's your most romantic memory?
  • Have you ever lived with someone you dated?
  • How do you celebrate your favourite holiday?
  • What actions do you consider to be too clingy or possessive?
  • What is your secret guilty pleasure?
  • Are you still friends with anyone you dated in the past?
  • Early bird or night owl?
  • What does falling in love feel like to you?
  • Do you consider yourself a jealous lover?
  • What would you say are your physical boundaries?
  • Do you prefer simple displays of affection or extravagant expressions of adoration?
  • Of all the dates you've been on, which was the weirdest?
  • What's your dream date?
  • What personality trait can seduce you?
  • When last did you cry or laugh so hard?
  • Has your gut feeling every failed you when you chose to follow it?
  • What is the biggest lie you have ever been told?
  • Have you dated anyone from online sites?

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Very funny flirty questions to ask a girl

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Flirting is one of the best ways to communicate with a girl you like. You can ask questions that express attraction and romantic interest without stating the obvious. Below are fun and flirty questions for a girl you can use to build a real connection.

  • What's your biggest turn-on?
  • Have you ever fantasised about something you want us to do together?
  • Have you ever been hot for a teacher?
  • Who usually says I love you first in your relationships?
  • Where's the craziest place you've ever hooked up with someone?
  • Who was your first crush?
  • What weird smell really turns you on?
  • What's your opinion on public displays of affection?
  • What's your most ridiculous turn-off?
  • What's your favourite pickup line?
  • What did you think of me the first time we met?
  • Have you ever been skinny dipping?
  • Which songs would you put on a mixtape for someone you had feelings for?
  • Have you ever gone home with someone after the first date?
  • What fictional character reminds you of yourself?
  • Do you ever make the first move?
  • What's the worst pickup line someone has seriously used on you?
  • Who is your celebrity crush?
  • Do you know you're distracting?
  • What is your worst yet most comical date experience?
  • What do you find most attractive about yourself?
  • What's your most shameful experience involving a man?
  • What makes you feel safe?
  • What do you consider the most attractive quality about a man?
  • What weird smell really turns you on?
  • Do you have a nickname for your hips?
  • Have you ever looked in the mirror and winked at yourself?
  • If you could live forever with me by your side, would you?

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Funny questions to ask a girl over text

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Getting to know a girl you like doesn't have to be face-to-face. An easy way to know her is by asking funny questions over text. Try these funny and awkward questions to ask a girl today.

  • If you could be invisible for a day, what is that one thing you would do?
  • One thing you like and hate about humans?
  • What is the naughtiest thing you did in a relationship?
  • Have you ever blamed a close friend for something you did?
  • If you found yourself on one of the biggest magazine covers, what headline would you choose?
  • Which crazy pranks have you done on a guy that went wrong?
  • Do you prefer crunchy peanut butter or smooth peanut butter? This is important.
  • What is the worst punishment you have ever received?
  • Who is important? Dream guy or fame?
  • Have you ever lied to someone and later got in trouble for it?
  • Tom Cruise or The Rock? Who would you like to meet?
  • Do you enjoy criticizing someone more or providing them guidance?
  • If your life were a funny skit, what would the punchline be?
  • What is something about you that you are proud of but everyone hates?
  • What is the most embarrassing thing you did?
  • What is the worst nickname name you have ever been given?
  • Would you prefer singing in a shower or a car when no one is around?
  • Who is the worst famous actor you hate the most that you refuse to watch any of their shows or movies?
  • What obscure trivia category would you be excellent at?
  • Have you been hit on by a random woman in a bar?
  • What is your ideal Saturday if money is not a problem?
  • How would you describe our life together in one movie?
  • Would you rather forget your phone at home or your credit card?
  • If you had to eliminate one day of the week, which one would you eliminate and why?
  • Have you ever caught something on fire while you were cooking?

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Funny questions to ask a girl on Instagram

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Instagram is one of the most popular social media platforms to meet new people. You can slide in the DM with funny questions to a girl you like. Below are funny questions you can ask your crush on Instagram when getting to know her.

  • What movie scared you as a child?
  • What is your Hogwarts House?
  • What was your favourite vacation growing up?
  • Are you a cat person or a dog person?
  • What is your biggest pet peeve?
  • What was your favourite subject in school?
  • What was your favourite food growing up?
  • When is your birthday?
  • What is your favourite food now?
  • What is your favourite holiday?
  • What is your favourite Disney movie?
  • What is your favourite band/ singer?
  • What TV show are you currently binge-watching?
  • What is your biggest irrational fear?
  • What is a hobby you have kept up with since childhood?
  • Do you have a big family?
  • Who is your hero?
  • Do you have any siblings?
  • Pineapple on pizza?
  • What was your favourite TV show growing up?
  • Would you choose 30 days without your phone or go an entire life without dessert?
  • When is the right time to say I love you to someone?
  • What attracted you to me initially?
  • What's your favourite date we've been on?
  • Do you have regrets in life?
  • Does flirting count as cheating?

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Funny hypothetical questions to ask a girl

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Would you rather questions are exciting. They can be a little weird and are often left unanswered, but that is where all the fun is.

  • Would you rather be a bad chef or snore on a daily?
  • Would you rather spend the next year exempt from all taxes or have one month of paid vacation?
  • Would you rather always speak your mind or never speak again?
  • Would you rather start life again at ten years old with the knowledge you have or get to be 50 and given $500 million?
  • Would you rather stay here at home with me or go out on a date with me tonight?
  • Would you rather fight all the time but have great makeup sex or never fight and have mediocre sex?
  • Would you rather have an unlimited gift card for 5-star clothing or a designer clothing line?
  • Would you rather have nosy neighbours or noisy neighbours?
  • Would you rather have more money or more time?
  • Would you rather be stuck on an island alone or with someone who talks incessantly?
  • Would you rather fail in your exams or fail at a job interview?
  • Would you rather have two best friends or ten casual friends?
  • Would you rather work in a group or work alone?
  • Would you rather fail or never try?
  • Would you rather always be gossiped about or never talked about?
  • Would you rather lose your keys or your cell phone?
  • Would you rather be the quiet one in the group or the loudest?
  • Would you rather give or get bad advice?
  • Would you rather have telekinesis (the ability to move things with your mind) or telepathy (the ability to read minds)?
  • Would you rather team up with Wonder Woman or Captain Marvel?
  • Would you rather find true love today or win the lottery next year?
  • Would you rather be in jail for five years or be in a coma for a decade?
  • Would you rather have another 10 years with your partner or a one-night stand with your celebrity crush?
  • Would you rather have universal respect or unlimited power?
  • Would you rather spend a week in the forest or a night in a real haunted house?

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How do you tease a girl with questions?

If you have been wondering how to tease a girl with questions, ask the flirty or romantic questions listed above.

What can you ask a girl to make her smile?

You can send her a text that makes her feel like you can't wait to tell her something, ask her for advice about an outfit choice or tricky social situation, give her a compliment about something you love about her, or send her memes that make you laugh or tell her funny stories.

What's a fun question to ask a girl?

You can ask her about herself or things you have done together. You can also ask her questions about things she likes.

Asking questions is a great way to start a conversation with a girl you like. Adding humour will trigger positive emotions, giving you a starting point. The above article has listed funny questions to ask a girl for a memorable conversation.

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Legit.ng recently published a list of fun hot seat questions for a spicy game with friends. Getting to know your friends or crush can become very difficult. This means that when you get to meet them, you must maximise the time and get the most out of those moments.

Hot seat questions is a fun game you can play with friends or even a crush. It is a great icebreaker, and it will make your friends or crush be at ease, and you can get to know them better.

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Cyprine Apindi (Lifestyle writer) Cyprine Apindi is a content creator and educator with over six years of experience. She holds a Diploma in Mass Communication and a Bachelor’s degree in Nutrition and Dietetics from Kenyatta University. Cyprine joined Briefly.co.za in mid-2021, covering multiple topics, including finance, entertainment, sports, and lifestyle. In 2023, she finished the AFP course on Digital Investigation Techniques. She received the 2023 Writer of the Year Award. In 2024, she completed the Google News Initiative course. Email: cyprineapindi@gmail.com

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Naomi Karina (Lifestyle writer) Naomi Karina has been a digital content writer for more than two years. She joined the Legit team in August 2022. She graduated Bachelor of Commerce from KCA University in 2012. She also holds a Higher Diploma in Human Resources from the IHRM and a Diploma in Marketing from Kenyatta University. She is a content creator who enjoys writing about various topics such as biographies, entertainment and business. In 2023, Naomi finished the AFP course on Digital Investigation Techniques. She expanded her skills in 2024 by undertaking the Google News Initiative course.

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