50+ hilarious pasta puns, jokes, memes, quotes and sayings

Many people enjoy pasta - and why shouldn't they? Besides, very few foods can match up to it. Are you interested in discovering some pasta puns? You are in the best place since we have the best collection for you.

Puns make people laugh and enjoy every moment of their life. We have brought you some hilarious pasta puns that will put a smile on your faces despite having bad days.

Hilarious pasta puns

Do you have a favorite pasta pun? Here is a list of what we have prepared for you.

• How do you say goodbye to an Italian chef? - Pasta la vista!
• Why wouldn't the woman eat at the pasta restaurant? -The food cost a pretty penne.
• What is the dress code at a pasta convention? - Bowtie!
• A pasta chef was caught stuffing the ballot boxes at a big Broadway awards show - Apparently, he was trying to rig a Tony.
• The Mafia has boiled a man to death in an industrial pasta cooker. - Police are still trying to al dentefy the victim.
• I have a medical condition where I am allergic to only one type of pasta - It is called macaroni and sneeze.
• Politics is like Italian food - You get the same pasta, but with a different sauce.
• What do you call a magical pasta that grants you three wishes? - Fettu-genie alfredo.

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Pasta jokes

Check out these pasta jokes:

• What do Italians eat on Halloween? - Fetuccini A-fraid-o.
• Did you hear about the pasta and its cooking water? - Their relationship was strained.
• Did you hear what happened to the Italian chef? He pasta way -Looks like he ran out of thyme.
• My girlfriend left me because of my alleged pasta fetish - Right now I am feeling cannelloni...
• My friend promised to hide the cell key in my final meal, a plate of pasta - But when I looked, there was gnocchi.
• I taught my son about gravity by throwing pasta and sauce at the ceiling - He didn't get it at first, but it wasn't long before the penne dropped.

Pasta memes

We have some amazing memes for you, check them out.

1. Not a day passes by...

You cannot resist eating pasta everyday.

2. Types of headaches

Memes are such a vibe and they brighten our days. However, when you are used to viewing them and a day passes by without any, you become stressed out.

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3. You cannot resist it

We all have bad days, but you can forget about the negativity by looking forward to enjoying your favourite dish.

Pasta quotes and sayings

If you are looking for the best pasta quotes to use, here is a wide range of them, as well as sayings that you will find suitable.

• "If you slurp them, so be it. Because the truly best way, the only classical and right way to eat pasta is with gusto."- James Beard.
• "Those places I do not understand, just doing lousy food. It takes some doing. Making good pasta is so much easier than making bad stuff. It takes quite an effort to make poor linguine pomodoro."- Anthony Bourdain.
• "I eat a little bit of everything and not a lot of anything. Everything in moderation. I know that's really hard for people to understand, but I grew up in an Italian family where we didn't overdo anything. We ate pasta, yes, but not a lot of it. " - Giada De Laurentis.
• "To create a little bit of confidence, start cooking with pasta. It is phenomenal. Once you have cooked it properly for the first time, it becomes second nature."- Gordon Ramsay.
• "Pasta is always the same, yet still different. It has a comforting familiarity with it's pale golden color and chewy, wheaten taste."- James Beard.
• "Italians love their pasta l-o-n-g. They love to twirl it on a fork and get a full bite. A broken up one does not feel as good in your mouth as a nice rolled up forkful of spaghetti."- Lidia Bastianich.
• "Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner."- Sophia Loren.
• "If you are going to buy pasta, you should buy dry one. If you are going to make it you can make the real thing, but you shouldn't purchase fresh one."- Mario Batali.
• "You cannot buy a good pasta but when you cook it yourself it has another feeling."- Agnes Varda.
• "If you can't pass the ball properly, a bowl of pasta's not going to make that much difference!"- Harry Redknapp.
• "If kids can learn how to make a simple Bolognese sauce, they will never go hungry. It is pretty easy to cook pasta, but a good sauce is way more useful."- Emeril Lagasse.

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Gnocchi puns

Here are some gnocchi puns that you can share on social media:

• How did the chef get locked out of his house? - He came home from work with gnocchi.
• Why was the Italian chef locked out of his house? - Because he had gnocchi.
• Which nationality always gets locked out of their house? Italians, because they always have gnocchi.
• Why couldn't the potato get into his house? - Because he had gnocchi!!
• My Italian friend couldn’t start his car this morning. Gnocchi.
• In interest of my health, I've stopped putting sauce on my potato dumplings - I'm eating my gnocchi bare.
• Why couldn't the Italian guy open the lock? Gnocchi.
• What do you call an Italian dumpling that keeps lying? Pi-gnocchi-o.
• My Italian friend works part-time as a chef and part-time as a comedian. I'm sick of hearing his gnocchi gnocchi jokes.
• Have you heard the one about the guy that got locked out of his house after having Italian for dinner? - He had gnocchi.
• What does the Italian dish say when you ask it why its locked out of the house? Gnocchi.
• Why couldn’t the Italian restaurant’s chef get back into his car? He had gnocchi.
• Why was the Italian restaurant closed? The owner had gnocchi!
• My Italian friend always locks himself out of the house. He has gnocchi.
• What do you call a marionette made of potatoes? - Pin-gnocchi-o.
• What is a locksmith’s favorite food? Gnocchi.
• Hope you gnocchi how awesome you are.
• Just gnocchi it down and start over.
• I am so gnocchi to have you.

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Pasta pun captions

You can post a photo of your bowl of pasta on social media and caption it using the following:

• A pasta made with love is all I need.
• Saucy pasta make even the worst days feel good.
• Life is a combination of magic and pasta.
• There is no one in this world who doesn’t like pasta.
• I am feeling a little saucy.
• Proudly made from pizza and pasta.
• Pasta is on the menu in every party.

Spaghetti puns

Here are some of the best Spaghetti puns.

• Come and spaghet-it!
• So, you are really spaghetti-ng older.
• How do you tell a boy spaghetti from a girl spaghetti? Meatballs.
• Asked a mate about the flying spaghetti monster. He said well, it boils down to this.
• Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner.
• Like unrinsed spaghetti, good friends stick together.
• A restaurant served me soggy spaghetti. So I put in a re-straining order.
• What’s the difference between my ex and a bowl of spaghetti? Spaghetti wiggles when I eat it.
• Your dinner won't be long. Unless it's spaghetti.
• What did the cheese say to the spaghetti? I am gonna touch you. Do I have your parmesan?
• Lasagna is just spaghetti-layered cake.
• Don’t be upsetti, eat some spaghetti.
• So you spaghetting older?
• We must stick together!
• Spaghett-out of my way!
• Spaghetti Carbanana.
• You just spaghet-me!
• How are you spaghetti-ng on?

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