50 ridiculous bird puns that will definitely leave you quail-ling
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Birds are majestic creatures - this statement is unarguable. If you are an ornithophile like me, you will agree that anything associated with these awesome animals is great - and bird puns are among the most interesting things linked with these beauties. Here are amazing bird puns that you are cluck-y to have come across.
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It is no secret that the cheesier the pun, the better. Here are some really amazing bird puns that you should give a hoot about.
Caw-some bird puns that will have you quacking up
Enjoy our compilation of the most crow-some bird puns.
Duck puns
No bird pun list would be complete without mentioning our aquatic friends. Here are the most hilarious puns associated with these birds.
- My daughter just looked at me funny when I farted next to her on the couch. She said it sounded like a duck. I replied with "Obviously, it came from my buttquack."
- I can't take my dog to the pond any more, the ducks keep attacking him. I guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
- I broke up with my girlfriend because she is obsessed with North American aquatic birds that resemble large ducks when swimming...She's too loony!
- What do you call a duck on ecstasy? A Quackhead
- A platypus walks into a bar owned by a duck. He finishes his drink and asks for his check.Duck billed platypus.
- What do you get when you put six ducks in a box? A box of quackers.
- What shows do ducks watch on television? Duckumentaries.
- Why was the duck put into the basketball game? To make a fowl shot.
- What did the duck say to the banker? My bill is bigger than yours.
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- What did the duck say when she dropped the dishes? I hope I didn't quack any!
- What did the duck do after he read all these jokes? He quacked up.
Chicken puns
Don’t be chicken! Take a look at our compilation of the best hen puns ever created.
- What’s a hen’s favorite type of movie? A chick flick.
- What do you call a chicken that crosses the road? Poultry in motion.
- Why is it easy for chicks to talk? Because talk is cheep.
- What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day? Hen-durance.
- What happened to the baby chicken that misbehaved at school? It was egg-spelled.
- The chicken farmer died under mysterious circumstances. The police suspect fowl play.
- Ever hear the one about the egg who got laid?
- I have no idea how to raise chickens. I think I'll just wing it.
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- The owner of the fair's winning rooster was sure cocky.
- What do you get when you cross a chicken with a Martian? An eggs-traterrestrial
- I'm feeling old. Guess I'm no spring chicken.
- I think the ghost in the chicken coop was a poultrygheist.
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- How do you know if a chicken has been arrested? If it’s wearing hencuffs!
- Why did the Roman chicken cross the road quickly? Because she was afraid someone would Caeser!
- Went for a curry the other week, had a chicken tarka. It’s like a chicken tikka but a little otter.
- What is a hen’s favorite novel? Great Eggs-pectations by Charles Chickens!
- What do you get when you cross a dog with a chicken? A hen that lays pooched eggs!
- I was grilling a chicken last night. “For the last time, why did you cross the road?”
- Why don’t chickens have computers? Because they aren’t very good with teggnology!
- What do you call a crazy chicken? A cuckoo cluck!
- What does a chicken wipe its beak with? A henkerchief!
- What did the chicken do when the light turned green? They egg-celerated!
- What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer? A brick layer!
- Why don’t chickens like people? They beat eggs!
- If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where does chicken come from? A poul-tree!
Owl puns
Hoo-ver around this list to get the best owl puns ever.
- The owl in my garden told me he was going to go looking for a girlfriend. It started raining and half an hour later he was still in the garden. I said to him, “Why haven’t you gone?” He said, “Too wet to woo!”
- What is an owl’s favorite Beatles song? “Love is Owl You Need”.
- The wife and I dressed as Peruvian owls for Halloween. We were Inca hoots.
- An owl came down with a sore throat but he didn’t let it bother him. In fact, he couldn’t give a hoot.
- Did you hear the gossip about the owl who hooked up with his boss? I won’t tell you hoo.
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- Believe it or not, I heard about an owl that’s one heck of a boxer! They call him Muhammad Owl-ee!
- What’s an owl’s favorite subject at school? Owl-gebra.
- What kind of gang violence is common among owls? A drive by hooting.
- What does an owl need after having a bath? A t-owl.
- There was a famous owl that was known for being a huge Whitney Houston fan. Its favorite song? “Owl Always Love You”.
- Some owls like to read murder mystery novels. They’re big fans of hoo-dunnits.
- Why did the owl throw a party at his house? He just didn’t want to be owl by himself.
- Why didn’t the night owl go to the funeral? He wasn’t a mourning person.
- Why do owl babies take after their dad? Like feather, like son.
- Did you hear about the birds of prey who opened up a resort? It was for owl seasons.
Turkey puns
Don’t just gobble up your thanksgiving meal without taking the time to appreciate these hilarious bird puns associated with your entrée.
- Hey I just met you, and this is gravy. But here's my stuffing, so carve me maybe.
- Am I the turkey tonight? Because I am stuffed.
- What do you call a rude turkey? A jerk-key!
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- This Christmas, I marinated the turkey for 7 days and no one noticed. I should have known better than to make week sauce.
- What does a turkey drink from? A gobble-t.
- What do you call a bird that’s bad at bowling? A gutter ball turkey!
- I was asked to prep the turkey, season the gravy and potatoes...I don't think I have Thyme for all that!
- What do all the gobblers down on the farm like to drink? Wild Turkey!
- I’m giving up leftovers over time because I can’t quit cold turkey.
- The Thanksgiving turkeys sometimes turn out dry. This just suggests that there is nothing more important than bastes.
- What do you get when you teach a turkey witty rejoinders? A turkey that roasts you!
- What would the father turkey say to his stubborn child? – “If you mom would see you now, she would be turning you over in her gravy!”
- I was going to smoke a turkey this Thanksgiving...But they banned flavored vapes.
- What do you do with a stoner turkey? Make turkey pot pie!
- Why did the band want the turkey in it? He has the drum sticks.
- What is the key to a great Thanksgiving meal? Tur-key! Duh
- On Thanksgiving Day, people and turkeys have one thing in common. Do you know what it is? They both are stuffed!
Goose puns
These goose puns will definitely leave you reeling with laughter.
- I’ve got some racing geese for sale. Let me know if you want a quick gander
- What do farmers say when they let geese and ducks out? Release the quacken!
- What did the Brazilian pig say to the Canadian geese? I'm pork you geese!
- I use geese to spread the right political messages. It's a proper gander
- I saw a bunch of geese and ducks on the lawn in front of the Tyson processing plant. Initially I thought of how horrible it was that they were there flaunting their freedom to the condemned chickens, but then I thought no.....it's just fowl behavior.
- What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese? A paradux
- How is a flock of geese like an airplane full of encyclopedias? They're flying in-formation.
- What did the Brazilian goose on the balcony say to the squirrel passing by? I don’t know, I don’t speak porch of geese
Crow puns
Did you think we were done without mentioning this mysterious bird? Here are even more hilarious bird puns.
- Where do crows go to get drunk? A crow-bar
- A crow’s favorite nutty dessert is Pecawn Pie.
- Why was the crow on the telephone wire? To make a long distance caw
- How did the nervous crow proceed? With caw-tion
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- Who was the criminal crow running from? The cawps
- To resolve their problems at workplace, crows talk to Cawnflict Mediators.
- What is a crow’s favourite magazine? Caw-smopolitan
- To communicate among themselves, crows have to hold cawnfrences.
- Who brings presents to crows at Christmas? Santa Caws
- After high school, crows go to caw-lleges.
Swan puns
These swan puns will leave you swan-ing over these beautiful birds.
- Saw a swan having a game of chess with a bird with a big beak. I thought “toucan play that game.”
- Saw some young swans that kept dancing when a particular song started. Apparently it was their cygnet-ure tune.
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- Where do swans invest their cash? In the stork market.
- Was taking a group of young swans on a trip when someone asked for my autograph. Think they wanted my Cygnet Tour.
- Why do swans watch the news? To get the feather forecast.
Eagle puns
This article has so many puns it must be ill-eagle. Enjoy these eagle puns.
- Why can’t you breed an eel with an eagle? It’s Eeleagle.
- What do you call an eagle who can play the piano? Talonted!
- Ted the eagle was joking with his friend, Manny, who has an extra foot. "You are a bird of Manny talons", said Ted. Manny responded, "I really think that you are two talon Ted".
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- What do you get when you cross a eagle with a lion? A grifen
- See, America has one thing over Germany: Our Eagle is majestic. Der Igel is a prick. (Based off of english and german prononciations: Der Igel = Hedgehog, but it sounds like "Their Eagle")
- What do you use to strap an eagle’s nest together? An eagleastic band!
- Did you know there is a church for the Eagles? They are birds of pray after all.
- What is a bald eagle’s favorite dog breed? A beagle!
Parrot puns
- What do you call a parrot with an umbrella? Polly unsaturated.
- What is a parrot’s favorite game? Hide and Speak!
- How do you get a parrot to talk properly? Send him to polytechnic!
- What do you call a parrot that flew away? A polygon.
- What is a parrot's favorite game? Beakaboo
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- A-parrot-ly, it’s your birthday!
- What do you call a parrot that doesn't eat? A polynomial
Cockatiel puns
- What did Han Solo say to Kylo Ren to encourage him to stop stealing cockatiels? Great kid, don't get cocky!
- It’s cocktiel hour
Hummingbird puns
- What did the hummingbird do to his girlfriend? He nectar!
- What's a vampiric hummingbird's favourite drink? Necktar
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