Funny friendship quotes and sayings
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A friendship between people shows how much they appreciate and are interested in each other, how sincerely they trust. Indicators of strong friendship are such characteristics as mutual respect, commitment, tolerance, and reasonable criticism. Friends experience many happy moments together.
Friendship is one of the purest and most sincere types of relationships. There are many funny friendship quotes from movies and books. Friends know each other very well and are able to understand each other without superfluous words, at the level of intonation, facial expressions or subtle movements. And some friends, who have a long common history, do not only understand each other easily but also can anticipate the further reactions of their friend, to some extent read his/her thoughts.
As many best friend quotes say, a true friend is not indifferent to you and your emotions, tries to support you in a difficult moment and share with you a joyful or successful event. Funny quotes about friends will add vivid impressions and sense of closeness to your communication.
The best funny friendship quotes and sayings
- "I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places." -Mark Twain
- "You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job." - Laurence J. Peter
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- "A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked." - Bernard Meltzer
- "There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money." - Benjamin Franklin
- "It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
- "A good friend will help you move. But a best friend will help you move a dead body." - Jim Hayes
- "There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate." - Linda Grayson
- "When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘D*mn, that was fun.’" - Groucho Marx
- "This the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected." - Charles Lamb
- "The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn’t exist." - Aaron Machado
- "When a woman becomes her own best friend life is easier." - Diane Von Furstenberg
- "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." - Groucho Marx
- "I have lost friends, some by death...others by sheer inability to cross the street." - Virginia
- "Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway." - Greg Tamblyn
- "Show me a genuine case of platonic friendship, and I shall show you two old or homely faces." - Austin O'Malley
- "Whoever says Friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!" - Bronwyn Polson
- "A true friend stabs you in the front." - Oscar Wilde
- "Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them." - Edwin Arlington Robinson
- Best friends: They know how stupid you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.
- Pretty girls turn heads. My girls and I break necks!
- "We English are good at forgiving our enemies; it releases us from the obligation of liking our friends." - P.D. James
- Two people are never such good friends as when they share a mutual dislike of a third person.
- If your friends don't make fun of you, they're not really your friends.
- "One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim." - George Carlin
- "Give me one friend, just one, who meets the needs of all my varying moods." - Esther M. Clark
- Love is blind. Friendship tries not to notice.
- Friends are God's ways of apologizing for our families.
- "I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better." - Plutarch
- Difference between friends and best friends: A friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper You will die in seven days.
- Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.
- We all have that one friend, how needs to learn how to Whisper.
- I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.
- You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post-apocalyptic death match for food.
- If you have crazy friends, you have everything.
- Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.
- No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.
- Friendship is hiding their stuff and watching them go nuts.
- "The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend." – Aristotle
- I used to be normal until I met those losers I call my BEST FRIENDS!!!!
- You and I are more than friends. We’re like a really small gang.
- Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time
- We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile…then, we’ll be new friends!
- "A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday." - Erma Bombeck
- This is by far your worst idea ever…I’ll be there in 15 minutes.
- "The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money." - Mark Twain
- We’ve been friends for so long I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.
- "Knowledge cannot replace friendship. I’d rather be an idiot than lose you." - Patrick to Spongebob
- Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.
- "It’s important to our friends to believe that we are unreservedly frank with them, and important to the friendship that we are not." - Mignon McLaughlin
- "If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal." - Oprah Winfrey
- "Friendship is not possible between two women, one of whom is very well dressed." - Laurie Colwin
- Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.
- Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.
- I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship.
- Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
- "Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police." - Robert Louis Stevenson
- We’ll be the best friends forever because you already know too much.
- I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.
- "Friends make you smile — best friends make you giggle ’til you pee your pants." - Terri Guillemets
- As your best friend, I’ll always pick you up when you fall after I finish laughing.
- Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental hospital.
- "I have no trouble with my enemies. I can take care of my enemies all right. But my d*mn friends – they’re the ones that keep me walking the floor nights!" - Warren G. Harding
- Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.
We hope that you liked quotes on friendship listed above. Use them to cheer your friends. Maybe some funny quote will make them say: "Oh, dude, it’s about us!" You can laugh together and cool quotes will only strengthen your friendship.
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