Nigerian wedding reception jokes
At every Nigerian wedding, there is always the wedding reception. It’s usually the most entertaining aspect of the ceremony. So, let’s look through some examples of Nigerian wedding reception jokes! You will love them!
Nigerian wedding reception
Actually, the wedding reception will take the bulk of the tome on your special day. Also, it will require a very high portion of your wedding budget for it to be successful. Usually, for this part of the wedding, you should plan the reception music and entertainment.
You should decide whether you want to have a DJ or a music band, or both. As for other forms of entertainment, you can choose to thrill your guests with comedians, traditional dancers or solo singers. Just let your individuality shine through your choice of wedding reception entertainment, while ensuring to keep a balance when it comes to what your guests are likely to prefer.
Who will coordinate your reception?
The wedding day should be about you enjoying yourself so you do not need to do a lot of running around. That is why just get someone else to coordinate the wedding reception tasks in the last couple of weeks leading to your wedding day.
Also, if your budget can afford it, you can hire a wedding planner or a wedding MC for the coordination role. If you cannot afford this, just find one or two capable friends or family members to help you out with this issue.
Wedding reception program
It’s a very good idea to create your reception programme with your wedding coordinator. But make sure to let him or her know how long or short you want the event to be. If you have ever attended a wedding before, you would know that this part of the wedding party is usually the funniest one.
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Usually, the wedding MC includes, in his or her programme, many Nigerian funny jokes that has to do with wedding and marriage. So, in order to entertain the guests, the wedding MC prepares various Nigerian jokes.
The best examples of the jokes for wedding reception
Jokes about the Akpos:
“Akpos wife missing”
Akpos calls the police station and says, “My wife is missing.”
Officer: “How long has she been gone?”
Akpos: “A month.”
Officer: “Why did you wait so long to report it?”
Akpos: “Well, until yesterday I thought it was just a dream, then I realized I didn’t have any clean clothes to wear.”
"Pregnant maid"
Wife: "Our maid is pregnant…"
Akpos: "That’s her problem!"
Wife: "Neighbours are talking…"
Akpos: "That’s their problem…"
Wife: "I’m worried!"
Akpos: "That’s your problem!"
Wife: "They say it’s yours!"
Akpos: "That’s my problem..!!!"
Husband & wife jokes:
“Kiss Her”
Wife: “Did you see that our new neighbor usually kisses his wife when he goes to work? Why do you not do that?”
Husband: “But how can I? I do not even know her!”
Jokes about marriage:
“Marriage”
“Daddy,” said a six years old boy, “I would like to get married.”
“Of course, son.” said his father. “Have you anyone special in mind?”
“Yes, sure,” answered the boy. “It’s grandma. She’s nice!”
“Oh, wait for a second,” said his father. “You don't think I would let you marry my mother, do you"!!”
“But why not?”, the son asked. “You married my mother.”
"Son-in-law to be"
Girl's father: "Young man, you’re going to ask my daughter’s hand and you’re chewing a gum. It is a sign of huge disrespect! Don't you think so?"
Young man: "Sir, I only chew gum when I drink or smoke…"
Girl's father: "Do you mean that you drink and smoke and you’re going to ask my daughter’s hand?"
Young man: "Sir, I only drink and smoke when I go to the nightclub."
Girl's father: "So you go to nightclubs too?"
Young man: "I’m sorry sir, I started clubbing when I came out of prison."
Girl's father: "You have also been in prison before?! Oh my God!"
Young man: "Sorry sir, I went to jail when I killed a man!!"
Girl's father: "What? You’re a killer?!"
Young man: "Sir, it had happened out of anger. It was a certain man that didn’t let me marry his daughter, so I had to kill him."
Girl's father: "Oh, my darling son! You’re highly welcome! You’re on the right track! You’re absolutely the right man for my daughter. Do you need money to buy the engagement ring and other things?"
Of course, you can choose the entertainment by yourself, or just leave it to your wedding MC. The jokes at weddings should be as funny as it is possible. Usually, they are about the marriage and the life after the wedding. The main thing is that all the guests should be laughing at them.
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Source: Legit.ng
